Football metaphysics for enlightened degenerates

Football Metaphysics for Enlightened Degenerates - Armchair Linebacker Preview 2012 by Raven Mack (aka Raven McMillian aka 1000 Feathers) is on the surface a hilarious gonzo breakdown of each of the 32 NFL teams into multiple categories, with analysis and predictions like youd expect. But the Armchair Linebacker style is much more than that, because scattered and buried in the obvious traditional NFL talk are metaphysical jewels of wisdom and nonsense gibberish that is actually speaking in the strange tongue of the modern Spirit Warrior, meant to confuse the devils who would make a commodity of our every breath. Football is a game fought on a strange caveman plane of existence, but with the benefits of our modern psychologies - some developed, some stifled. Football Metaphysics for Enlightened Degenerates is an attempt to scrape at all that and uncover the Truth behind the statistics and numbers and player names. Football Metaphysics for Enlightened Degenerates is an effort to speak the prophecies of the football Gods.