Interview with the faerie (part i)

"Faeries are not all sweet and innocent,like your people have suggestedfor several hundreds of years.We are not all female,and harmless; with flowers for clothingand cute, pointy ears.We are not here for your amusement,or to do your bidding!We do not flit about,leaving dewdrops and sparkly dust..."In this surreal fantasy, a reporter is thrilled but anxious to interview the King of the Fae. Its been one-hundred years since the last time a human has had this honor, and a lot of misinformation has accumulated since then--or has it?Is "Interview With the Faerie" a poem or short story? Its up to the reader to decide...